August 2011
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Funniest thing of the weekend (thus far)...
The Lindsay Lohan Shot: a red headed slut dropped in coke.
Pure. Genius.
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KM: I swear if someone would have cut me yesterday, all I would have bled was booze and fried chicken.
“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.”
– Lorne Michaels as quoted by Tina Fey in Bossypants. (via colleendeezy)
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The Final 48: Delayed in Philly...
Well the bar exam is but a couple days away and I am making my trek back to Chicago. My flight out of Portland was at 7 am which meant a 5am wake up time. I didn’t mind when I thought my flight was getting me in to O’Hare at 11am…
Plan: foiled. After a delay in Portland and a quick sprint to my gate here in Philly I have come to find out my flight will not be leaving from here until 10:45am… AT...
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anannas:
hands down my favorite of the Amy...
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If Your Friend / Family / Loved One is Taking the... →
Speaking the words of my soul.
andthenitsperfect asked: i got in the car and some sad country song was on i was like NO NO NO CHANGE THAT ASAP
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“if you’re going through hell, keep going”
– winston churchill (via andthenitsperfect)
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USA TODAY: Obama certifies repeal of Don't Ask... →
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“People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were...”
– Hemingway (via calebgardner)
“We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth’s creatures, the worrying animal. We...”
– Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail, 1979
(where I found it)
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“I have dreamed in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and...”
– Emily Brontë (via girlwithoutwings)
“A new poll says the show Jersey Shore doesn’t hurt New Jersey’s reputation....”
– JIMMY FALLON, Late Night (via inothernews)
“Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger...”
– A.A. Milne (Winnie The Pooh)
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