Funniest thing of the weekend (thus far)...
The Lindsay Lohan Shot: a red headed slut dropped in coke. Pure. Genius.
KM: I swear if someone would have cut me yesterday, all I would have bled was booze and fried chicken.
The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.– Lorne Michaels as quoted by Tina Fey in Bossypants. (via colleendeezy)
The Final 48: Delayed in Philly...
Well the bar exam is but a couple days away and I am making my trek back to Chicago. My flight out of Portland was at 7 am which meant a 5am wake up time. I didn’t mind when I thought my flight was getting me in to O’Hare at 11am… Plan: foiled. After a delay in Portland and a quick sprint to my gate here in Philly I have come to find out my flight will not be leaving from here until 10:45am… AT...
anannas: hands down my favorite of the Amy...
If Your Friend / Family / Loved One is Taking the... →
Speaking the words of my soul.
andthenitsperfect asked: i got in the car and some sad country song was on i was like NO NO NO CHANGE THAT ASAP
if you’re going through hell, keep going– winston churchill (via andthenitsperfect)
USA TODAY: Obama certifies repeal of Don't Ask... →
People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were...– Hemingway (via calebgardner)
We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth’s creatures, the worrying animal. We...– Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail, 1979 (where I found it)
I have dreamed in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and...– Emily Brontë (via girlwithoutwings)
A new poll says the show Jersey Shore doesn’t hurt New Jersey’s reputation....– JIMMY FALLON, Late Night (via inothernews)
Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger...– A.A. Milne (Winnie The Pooh)